Gold Star Collector Mugs

"You must be doing something wrong ... none of your work has any gold stars on it."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Gold Crisis

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Bradley Wiggins

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

Pick Me Ups.

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."