Platinum Collector Gifts

Platinum Baby Shark

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

Military Medals

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Money Bar.

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Money god

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Dept. of the Treasury

Hombre's Best Friend.

The Oxford Comma Coin

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.