Platinum Collector Gifts

Brian was very proud of his dog.

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Military Medals

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Money Bar.

'I was in the catering corps.'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Money god

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

The Oxford Comma Coin

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Happy Champion

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

Jungle Games

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.