Star Collector T-Shirts

Astrology Stars.

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Santa's wash day.

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

The public was right

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'He's been shot!'

Moon Souvenirs

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Orthopaedist

Hip hop Santa.

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Big advantage!!'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

Ship in a Bottle

Fishing for Peace.

"You must be doing something wrong ... none of your work has any gold stars on it."

Bag for Life Collection Point.

Revolutionary fists - 5 Euro,

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

Little Things

Man Drowns in Globe

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

Sometimes astronomers look down...

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

Bat Globe.