Celestial Catchers Gifts

Angelfish.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Moon Souvenirs

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

Sometimes astronomers look down...

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

Cheese in space

'Oh Jerry! Like in that old song, you really caught a falling star for me! This is sooo romantic!'

'Hey, it's Heaven, why wouldn't we cash in on that?'

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

God Catching Planets

"Anything's possible if you know the right people."

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

Catching a Cloud

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

Guardian Angel and War Angel.

Thinking of you...

"Kinda makes you feel insignificant and incredibly hot, doesn't it?"

Earth Bottle.

'We got a real deal on some old hula hoops.'