Metaphorical Muser Gifts

"I'm betting you don't buy that eye of a needle crap..."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Changing Room Decisions

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

society of cartoonists...

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

I wonder if they can think...

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

Muses of the Couch