Metaphorical Muser Gifts

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Changing Room Decisions

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

society of cartoonists...

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

I wonder if they can think...

Muses of the Couch

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

'What would Nostradamus do?'