Marsh Muser Pillows

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Shoot For The Moon

Changing Room Decisions

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

"But am I happy? Very."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

society of cartoonists...

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

"There wearing masks during the COVID pandemic doesn't bother me really: I mostly recognise people by smell anyway..."

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'