Sea Monster Muse T-Shirts

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Bermuda Triangles

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Neptune

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

Vitruvian Manatee

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"A textbook landing..."

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'

Squid and Octopus

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"