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'Are we here-there-be yet?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bermuda Triangles

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Neptune

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

Vitruvian Manatee

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'

Squid and Octopus

"A textbook landing..."