Cosmic Muse T-Shirts

'Atheists I can put up with — it's those wishy-washy agnostics I can't stand!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

The Sensitive Dude.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

In the very beginning.

Ship of fools.

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

'I think it's called RED!'

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."