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'Atheists I can put up with — it's those wishy-washy agnostics I can't stand!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

The Sensitive Dude.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

In the very beginning.

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"Big storm's a brewin'."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Ship of fools.

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."