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Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"They're so like us."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Watching Sea Life.

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Whale Pattern Balding

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"I'm thinking about going to the beach later."

"OK Bob, I almost have the likeness right! One more time please..."

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

'Well, I don't care how you did it at home, Walters, this is not how we handle this sorta thing at seaworld...'

"Hey, you dropped this."

"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

A large whale is beached on the shore from crashing on his jet ski.

Save the Whale.

Octopus

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

Though there was always a smile, Trixie the dolphin had a hard time expressing true emotions.

"That's definitely the last time I swim close to the Rainbow Warrior."