Marine Mammal Mojo Pillows

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"They're so like us."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Whale Pattern Balding

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'Well, I don't care how you did it at home, Walters, this is not how we handle this sorta thing at seaworld...'

"I'm thinking about going to the beach later."

"OK Bob, I almost have the likeness right! One more time please..."

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

"Hey, you dropped this."

"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."

Though there was always a smile, Trixie the dolphin had a hard time expressing true emotions.

Save the Whale.

Octopus

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

A large whale is beached on the shore from crashing on his jet ski.

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

"That's definitely the last time I swim close to the Rainbow Warrior."

'What's that you say Flipper ,,,We need to go to the shops and buy more sardines,'