Marine Mammal Muse Pillows

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Watching Sea Life.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

Ship of fools.

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

Whale Pattern Balding

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

"I'm thinking about going to the beach later."

"OK Bob, I almost have the likeness right! One more time please..."

'Well, I don't care how you did it at home, Walters, this is not how we handle this sorta thing at seaworld...'

"Hey, you dropped this."

"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."

Though there was always a smile, Trixie the dolphin had a hard time expressing true emotions.

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'