Marine Life Guardian Gifts

It might be a little too realistic.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

The Food Chain

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

Dolphin friendly tuna

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Japanese Whaling

"Heads or tails?"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

Rats deserting a sinking ship