Marine Life Protector Gifts

"Cut down on plastics."

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

Authorize whaling in Japan

"Help!"

Someday He'll Get What He Deserves

"Stop oil!!!"

"I'll eat the battery."

"Absolutely no dolphins were harmed in our catch of the tuna. Also, no tuna were harmed in the catch of the cod, no cod were harmed in our catch of the flounder..."

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

"Pollution? Noise? Better than whale oil."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

World Oceans Day

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Scuba cow"

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Japanese Whaling

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Heads or tails?"