Mammal Protector Gifts

'Ok, we've saved the whales. Now what?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

The Golfing Accident

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The melting polar ice caps

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Igloo for birds.

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'