Mammal Protector Mugs

'Ok, we've saved the whales. Now what?'

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Golfing Accident

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

The melting polar ice caps

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Igloo for birds.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."