Primate Protector Gifts

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

The Golfing Accident

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

The melting polar ice caps

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

Coronavirus

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Too much monkey business...

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'