Marine Life Defender Prints

Save the whales - 'What's the matter - they drowning or something?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Food Chain

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Scuba cow"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Japanese Whaling

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Dolphin

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"