Underwater World Enthusiast T-Shirts

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

Bring your own inflatable.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

A family playing in the sea

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Lovers scuba diving

Making fun of Starfish.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Children playing around a water pump

Shark Chum

Victorian Royal Navy

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

Freddie's water

clown fish

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.