Underwater Comedy Fans Gifts

"Wow, that was some fart!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

'Every school has a class clown.'

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'You're a little overweight.'

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

Octopus Manicure.

Portuguese Mom of War

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'

"He gets cranky if I don't fill in my timesheet every week, and believe me, you don't want to get him cranky!"

Sardine funeral

"You know what I'm sick of? Krill."

"Dating is hard when you feel like people only like you for your legs."

Sworn Anenome

When Sponges Talk

'Traitor! I hate you!'

Fear's fishes