Skydiving Fan Pillows

"I relapsed."

Last Tweet Cemetery.

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'

"That's a cool backpack! Should I be wearing one?"

Mermaid parachuting.

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

"Bloody moths..."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Cupid and parachutists.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Raging Bull on Ice

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Basic economy

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Falling

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

"#skydiving"