Skydiving Admirer Mugs

Spiro & Pusho parachutists.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Cupid and parachutists.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

Basic economy

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Mermaid parachuting.

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

Falling

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

"It was on my Bucket List."

Bad luck

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

"#skydiving"

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

A clowns parachute.

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."