Scuba Adventurer Gifts

Shark screaming at the sight of a diver.

'Henry refuses to take a penalty stroke.'

'I'll be down in the basement.'

Seagiraffes

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Come out with your fins up!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Getting the hang of it?"