Scuba Gear Enthusiast Gifts

'I suppose you think I spoil him.'

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Musician

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

clown fish

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

U Boat

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

"Rising sea levels."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Submarine Attacks

Little Submarines

Dry Cleaning

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

Polar Bear

"How long can you hold that pose?!"