Scuba Gear Enthusiast Mugs

'I suppose you think I spoil him.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Scuba cow"

Fish snorkling above water.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Musician

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"Rising sea levels."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

U Boat

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"What's that clicking sound?"

Polar Bear

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

Dry Cleaning

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Submarine Attacks

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

Little Submarines

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."