Scuba Diver With A Twist Gifts

'You're not thinking of taking a dive tonight are you?'

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Guide fish.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"He chases submarines."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Hi Mom!

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Shark Chum

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

'That was fun!'

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

People of Courage

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

Diver caught by pelican

'Now slow down for a minute...I can hear you just fine, but what does 'Gargle! Gulp, Gargle!' mean?'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."