Scuba Diver With A Twist Mugs

'You're not thinking of taking a dive tonight are you?'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Scuba cow"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Guide fish.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"He chases submarines."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Hi Mom!

Shark Chum

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

'That was fun!'

Diver caught by pelican

People of Courage

'Now slow down for a minute...I can hear you just fine, but what does 'Gargle! Gulp, Gargle!' mean?'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

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