Fashion-forward Diver Mugs

"Does my bum look big in this?"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Rogue elephant

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Prosecco Drinker

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Scuba texting

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

'Love the kitten heels!'

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

'You're not thinking of taking a dive tonight are you?'

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

Snorkeling Mirrors.

The Great March of Timepiece Progress

I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...

'My shorthand may let me down-but my long legs never do'

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

"He must be the new bigwig in Accounting."

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

Deep sea diving problems.

"This guy is such a poser even his boots have to be hip waders."

Sure, the beard and glasses and pipe and suspenders are all hipster, but the red skinny jeans are a step too far.

The fact that he had no access to a swimming pool... did not deter Ron from honing his diving skills.