Underwater Explorers T-Shirts

Starbucks Siren

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

'Look, you're very sweet and I am flattered, but you're a fish, I'm a mammal: It wouldn't work out...'

Captain in a storm

Horror movies

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Boat wedding.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

A Preschool of Fish

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Guide fish.

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Octopus on Keys.

Shark food pyramid.

"Welcome."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.