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"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'One day they'll realize I have no idea where I'm going.'

"Clear!"

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

Fish holding map of famous wrecks

Squids Rule

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"They say underwater is the next Brooklyn."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Say, this is interesting.'

'You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today.'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'All this dough and not a store in sight.'

'WOW,this is amazing down here captain, ABSOLUTELY amazing! That quake SURE did a lot of damage to the ocean's floor!'

Bait for Snorkellers

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'

'It's a SCUBA tank: I can stay submerged for more than an hour with it!'

'Don't let him intimidate you - you're as high on the foodchain as he'

Diver Bob: amazing recognition skills.

"Just one work, son, 'Acquaculture'."

The Laying of the CalaisDover Submarine Telegraph

Diver caught by pelican

Fisherman catches pair of air tanks while diver looks half drowned

"I'm thinning the ice."

'I might leave this one, my father died laughing after eating a clownfish...'

'Watch your language... here comes a monkfish.'

SCUBER

'Bob's homemade BC vest still needed some minor tweeks.'

"Go with what flow? We live in an aquarium."

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

Mermaid

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"Neat hey?! I pretend to be a lure so that predators leave me alone. . ."

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