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"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

Shark food pyramid.

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It was a small wedding. Just his family and mine, so only about 40,000 guests."

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Are we there yet?'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Build a Raft

Surf Casting

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Travelling

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Summertime