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"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

Shark food pyramid.

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

Would you stop? I'm not ticklish under ANY of them.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It was a small wedding. Just his family and mine, so only about 40,000 guests."

The experienced backpacker.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Build a Raft

'Are we there yet?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Surf Casting

"The hyenas started it."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Travelling

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."