Underwater World Wanderer T-Shirts

'We have met the anemone... and he is us!'

Bitchbark Canoe

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'Now that's an afro!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

The Lost World: You are Here

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"You two seem oddly suited."

Exit only.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Battery Lighthouse

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Coronavirus world

Lighthouse Beam.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"