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'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Piranhaclaus

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Artifishial Intelligence

"Scuba cow"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Subwoofer

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"