Underwater World Admirer Pillows

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Scuba cow"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

Easter Island Shades...

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"It makes me want to pee."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Subwoofer

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"