Underwater Admirer Pillows

"Ignore that bottom feeder, Gloria!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Piranhaclaus

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Scuba cow"

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Easter Island Shades...

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"It makes me want to pee."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Subwoofer

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"