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"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

"He's his own worst enemy."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"It makes me want to pee."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Subwoofer

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.