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Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"He's his own worst enemy."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Swiss army knife

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The Burrito King.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Car joust.

Next in Lion

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Happy Birthday!"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Moon

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"Love your ambiance!"

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '