Fantasy Kingdom Admirer Gifts

'We caught him trying to escape to another cartoon, sire.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"He's his own worst enemy."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'The Burrito King.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Swiss army knife

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Car joust.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Next in Lion

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Moon

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Happy Birthday!"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"Love your ambiance!"

Want the wings as an appetizer?

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.