Joke Diver Gifts

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Bed Spread"

Fishing from the Pier

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

Casual skydiving.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"The Chairman will be on shortly, I'm just the warm-up guy."

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

How's the writer's block?

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

I've never seen octopi in a school. They were all expelled for making armpit noises!

'Every school has a class clown.'

School Crossing

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Hey Trev, we're not that far from home after all!'

"I can't hear you but the banana can."

Octopus Manicure.

Revenge of the Fish

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'Harp?...Lark?...'

"But they taste so rubbery!"

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

'Sure, that's a boat, but there's no motor.'