Joke Diver Prints

Shark in the swimming pool.

"Bed Spread"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

Casual skydiving.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

How's the writer's block?

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'Every school has a class clown.'

School Crossing

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Hey Trev, we're not that far from home after all!'

"But they taste so rubbery!"

'You're a little overweight.'

Octopus Manicure.

'Sure, that's a boat, but there's no motor.'

Revenge of the Fish

'Harp?...Lark?...'

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.