Quirky Sailors Gifts

"Covid-19 on port bow!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Captain in a storm

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

No Money

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

GREENLAND

Sea song.

Franken-Cat

"How weird is it?"

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

Row to Row

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

Clumsy boat man and anchor.

"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

"Can I stop bailing now?"

"Just give me the exact date you enlisted, and I can do your naval chart."

Armed punts on the Cam keep North Korea at bay.

Parade of Boats 2:30