Mischievous Mariner Gifts

"Getting the hang of it?"

The Phantom Of The Garden

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Submariners' Eye Test.

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

Children playing in a library

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'I miss my water bed.'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

My bad.

"You're getting better."

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Uh-oh.'

'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"Son, it's about this calculator we've found in your satchel."

'You do realize you're making things worse?!!'

Brown Water Rafting.

I think it's some kind of election dispute.

"So, how long have you been old?"

'What did we say about body language?'