Mischievous Masker Gifts

The Phantom Of The Garden

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Meowlzebub

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Children playing in a library

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

Watch for Children.

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

"What have you done with her this time?"

Cat burglar.

'You'll pay for this.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."