Vampires in a Pandemic
Mask-wearing Maverick Gifts
Looking for a gift for the mask-wearing maverick in your life? Our collection blends witty and creative designs that honor those who embrace their unique style and stand apart from the crowd. Perfect for expressing personality through everyday items, our products are designed to make a statement. Whether it's for a friend who's always on-trend or a loved one who loves to break the mold, these thoughtful pieces are sure to bring a smile and inspire confidence.
The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."
The Phantom Of The Garden
Coronavirus
What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?
Good cop, bad cop 2020.
Sunburn.
"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"
Discrimination in marriage
'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'
"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."
"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"
"They're spares."
What's the difference between teacher kindergarteners and college students?
"And what would you like for Christmas, little boy!"
Whining about mask wearing
Riddle behind the mask
Before the corona virus there were zombie movies today there is The Walking Idiots...they're not wearing masks! They drool death!!
Handy Guide to Masking...
Shop assistants hides fearful face behind a happy smiling mask
Madame Yompe, Palm Reader...Special! Both palms read for the price of one.
"I hope they keep wearing those masks. Then we wouldn't have to see those dopey faces they make when they talk to us."
"That's the best I can do."
How psychics keep out the riffraff...
Zorro repairs his trousers.
'What are you trying to do...blow our cover?!! Take off that mask!'
"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."
Lady of the Lake Holds Swiss Knife
'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'
Theatre Masks
Coming this spring. The Diseaster Bunny!
"The mask goes over your nose and mouth, not your eyes or chin."
"I love not needing to floss and I hate being forced to smell my own breath."
The mustache of spite and revenge
Sorry WE'RE CLOSED.
Mask-wearing Maverick Gifts Collection
Mask-wearing Maverick Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for mask-wearing mavericks and let their personality shine through every morning coffee.
Mask-wearing Maverick Pillows
Find pillows that add a playful and bold touch to their space, celebrating the maverick in everyone.
Mask-wearing Maverick Prints
Browse prints that capture the fun and fearless attitude of the mask-wearing maverick, perfect for decorating any creative space.
Mask-wearing Maverick T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase their creative spirit and unique style, perfect for anyone who loves to stand out and express themselves.