Mask-wearing Maverick T-Shirts

Vampires in a Pandemic

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

The Phantom Of The Garden

Coronavirus

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Good cop, bad cop 2020.

Sunburn.

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

Discrimination in marriage

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

"They're spares."

What's the difference between teacher kindergarteners and college students?

"And what would you like for Christmas, little boy!"

Whining about mask wearing

Riddle behind the mask

Before the corona virus there were zombie movies today there is The Walking Idiots...they're not wearing masks! They drool death!!

Handy Guide to Masking...

Shop assistants hides fearful face behind a happy smiling mask

Madame Yompe, Palm Reader...Special! Both palms read for the price of one.

"I hope they keep wearing those masks. Then we wouldn't have to see those dopey faces they make when they talk to us."

"That's the best I can do."

How psychics keep out the riffraff...

Zorro repairs his trousers.

'What are you trying to do...blow our cover?!! Take off that mask!'

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."

Lady of the Lake Holds Swiss Knife

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

Theatre Masks

Coming this spring. The Diseaster Bunny!

"The mask goes over your nose and mouth, not your eyes or chin."

"I love not needing to floss and I hate being forced to smell my own breath."

The mustache of spite and revenge

Sorry WE'RE CLOSED.