Mischievous Masker Mugs

The Phantom Of The Garden

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Meowlzebub

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Pants Uglifier!

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Children playing in a library

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Pandora's cat.

'Cut it out!'

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

Watch for Children.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

"Getting the hang of it?"

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Geesh! Didn't your mom ever tell you to put on clean underwear in case you get in an accident?!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'You'll pay for this.'

"You're getting better."

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'