Mischievous Marksman Gifts

"You're getting better."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

The Phantom Of The Garden

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Pants Uglifier!

A man shoots at a drone.

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Musical arrows.

Children playing in a library

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

Colonel Bagshot.

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

Musical Archer

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

'Geesh! Didn't your mom ever tell you to put on clean underwear in case you get in an accident?!'

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

Sniper Rec Room

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

"What have you done with her this time?"