Quirky Marksman Gifts

Colonel Bagshot.

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

A man shoots at a drone.

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Musical arrows.

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Sniper Rec Room

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

"Oh, go on. Let them have a go at shooting the cigarette out of your mouth... I mean, it's not like it'll matter if they miss and accidentally hit you."

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

Musician Target Practice

Musical Archer

"You're getting better."

'Okay, I guess it was a little hard to see the birds through these tall weeds.'

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

'You've hit the bull.'

'If you're not more careful, you're going to lose your reputation as a great marksman.'

"To me, nothin' says Christmas like shootin' your own tree."

Shoot your own apples

A hunter missing his target

The Odd Duck

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

'Nice arrows, mate.'

Targets.

The Art Exhibit