Casual Marksman Gifts

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Snail Racing

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

Musical arrows.

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Colonel Bagshot.

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

Musician Target Practice

Sniper Rec Room

Musical Archer

"Oh, go on. Let them have a go at shooting the cigarette out of your mouth... I mean, it's not like it'll matter if they miss and accidentally hit you."

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

'Okay, I guess it was a little hard to see the birds through these tall weeds.'

'Is my job performance review over yet?'

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

A hunter missing his target

'If you're not more careful, you're going to lose your reputation as a great marksman.'

'It's just a friendly game.'