Joke-loving Mariner Gifts

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Japanese Whaling

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'I got one this small.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"Ah, sweatpants."

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

Flotsam and Jetson

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"Another impulse purchase?"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"