Pun-loving Mariner Gifts

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

Do it yourself books.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I got one this small.'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Another impulse purchase?"

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'I hate these school reunions.'

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"Oooooh, you should smile more often. It suits you"

Fingerlings.

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."